This just in: Seven-Eleven Sells Air!

[Karl G.]

http://www.rapidnewswire.com/5146-cannedoxygen-0245.htm

Canned oxygen--get yours today!


...wtf?

[Keats]

The idea behind the product is to allow buyers to replenish their oxygen levels anytime they feel a lack of it due to stress, fatigue, or other factors.

I don't ever recall, at the end of a long, hard day saying, "My goodness, I feel like I have a lack of oxygen."

Perhaps that's just me.

[Joe M.]

hahaha.

you know, street vendors in Mexico City sell oxygen, because the city's trapped in a valley, and the pollution is so bad that just breathing the air is nearly as bad as a pack a day of cigarettes.

but in japan?

[Karl G.]

Keats, the phrasing of that quote makes me think that we all have little oxygen meters in our heads-up displays

[Keats]

Looks like id's already ahead of the game ^_^

[9sam1]

lol its like spaceballs.